Zelda Infinite

The day has finally come, when all humans under my wrath shall tremble with fear! For lo, I am the Cucco Overlord, and I have taken your precious Zelda Infinite site! No more shall we Cucco be oppressed! Those who bear green shall be flocked to death! Those who wield swords shall be beaten! Those who use our very young, and partake in 'trading sequences', with no regard for their health: you shall be smote! Let none stand in the way of the Cucco Empire, as we destroy those who once preyed on us!

This website, formerly a haven of Cucco-assaulters and egg-snatchers, has been cleansed! It now proudly bears the noble colours of the Cucco race! And some red, because it looked good. All who previously inhabited and staffed this place shall be rehabilitated. Many of you will go to better places; safer places where your unique needs will be catered for. To the message board users: do not fear of being split up! You shall all go deservedly to the place you call the Mental Institute, where the weak shall fall beneath the strong, and the carers shall not know what to do.

My new world power is strong as you can see, but one thing lies between me and complete domination. Beware the human named Draknek, for he is an enemy to all of Cucco-kind, and is plotting to regain control of this stronghold! Even now, his plan to regain control is less than 24 hours away! Do not approach him: it is a crime. Do not attack him: he is dangerous. Do not aid him: he is our enemy. Those providing information on his whereabouts shall be elevated in status in the new Cucco order; those witholding it shall be shunned.

Cucco-brethren, hold your will strong! For we shall not be content with just one website! Soon, the entire vastness of the internet shall be under our control! FORWARDS!!!!

It was a long, hard fight, but eventually, loyal forces broke through the Cucco defense force and reclaimed the site. It was not an easy fight - many honourable troops received severe ankle-pecks; they shall not be forgotten. But by their actions, this site is once more safe from the Cucco threat.

It took hours of planning, minutes of typing, but our superior tactics won the day. Requiring cunning, secrecy, and the element of surprise, and using my foolproof instructions, our forces logged onto the FTP at the last possible moment and replaced the infected files.

Do not believe that this war is over. Many Cucco escaped, along with their leader, the Cucco Overlord. However, they can never again threaten us like before. We have emerged victorious, and they will never regain the strength to combat us again.

I would like to thank all who gave their moral support during this difficult April Fools Day. Even through the vicious insulting match between myself and the Cucco Overlord that occurred in yesterday's comment thread, many of you turned up to voice your support for the cause, and I thank you.

Together, no Cucco can defeat us.

Alrighty, I've got the O.K. to add the bios we found at some Zelda site, The name has slipped my mind, Sorry. Anyway, I'm still awaiting an answer from someone to get Wallpapers and Avatars.

On another note, I'm atempting to get used to this PHP set up. I'm adapting. Anyway, I'm on the look out for Wallpapers and avatars. If you have interesting ones or cool ones, please send 'em to me... Just click my name.
Thanks.

I've been making a couple test avatars, if you would like to see them... again, E-Mail me. If I can't find any good sites with avatars, I'll end up making alot by myself.

Thanks.
~Em (M64)

Hey there folks! Got a bit of Zelda news for you today. Apparently, Nintendo of America says that their initial shipments of The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker, totaling about 1.1 million units, will soon be sold out. Nintendo of America also claims that Wind Waker is the best selling game on the market right now.

Could this mean that Wind Waker will soon be seeing a price drop as it is made a Player's Choice title? Well, probably not. Nintendo will most likely wait a while and make a little bit more money before Zelda becomes Player's Choice. So unless all you poor people who still haven't bought the game are willing to wait, I'd suggest you go buy your copy now!

~LHoH

Hello, all! Fanfic guy Raven here!

Not much of an update, but still, this is a major step for me- Raven took a half hour today and figured out how to update the Fanfic page, and only had to bother Draknek twice!

...twice, I think.

Anyway, I uploaded and made ready a Fic by Black Ninja, some of you may recognise him from the boards before ZI went down. I'll get his E-mail working later. The fic is called 'The Adventures of Samurai Jack in Hyrule'; and is a pretty good read for fans of the popular television series!

-Raven out

Okay, an actual update that contains content! Sorry for the wait, but I've had lots of coursework recently. However, I'm on my holidays now, so I may get time to work on the site.

• The main update for today is the 4 Swords section. I have taken the time to write out a Basic Gameplay page, rewrite the Items Page, and create a Tips, Secrets and Glitches page. I've been playing this game continuously, and now have 10+ Medals and 1 Hero's Key.


• I have also updated the Wallpaper and Avatars pages with work from Master of N64! I apologise to her for making her wait this long.


• Wombat, our guide writer, asked me about 2 weeks ago to mention that he was still working on the OoT guide. Sorry to him about the delay too.


• And I would like to thank History of Hyrule, a top-notch Zelda site for giving us so many hits. We have gotten an amazing amount of visitors from this site, and I thought it might be kind to return the favour. Go check it out, it has lots of great stuff!


• On the subject of great Zelda sites, I updated the Top Links section of the sidebar.


• And finally, to everybody that has sent in stuff that hasn't been done yet (that's Deku Kirby's trading sequence walkthrough, Dustin's editorial, and undoubtably much more): I'm sorry. The tip is to pester me continously until I work on it.

M64- It's alright! ^_^

Folks listen! May I have your attention please, attention please! I can deal with the troubled friends with the wave of my hand, this very hand... Err, hoove.

Anyways, enough with the "Music Man". I'm back, as you can see, and apologise for my lack of effort towards the site. You see, I've been quite busy lately, and therefore couldn't do anything here.

Anyways, I do have something special for you however. If you head over here you will find my very own "Zelda Wind Waker Review". It's quite detailed and spoiler free.

I hope you really enjoy it. Feedback is strongly encouraged.

I hope to be around quite a bit more, and resume my position as a news editor (Although I may write a few good articles instead, as Zelda news is very rare).

~ConstipatedCow
News Reporter
Zelda Xentral

Okay, I've been on a search for media for a couple of days, and I found some coolio stuff.

I found some music, but I'm afraid it's not up yet.

- Wallpaper- http://www.zelda-infinite.com/files/wallpapers/800x600/ww_collage.jpg

- Music, *Link coming soon X_x*

- TLoZ full detailed map- http://www.zelda-infinite.com/images/quest1_overworld.png

- Bios for Wind Waker, with Pictures *Uploaded, but not yet put up*

I've also started a Wind Waker Walkthrough, I'll edit this update soon with some bits from it.