Zelda Infinite

Link is lying around lazily, doing… nothing. “Link!” shouts Navi. “You’re supposed to be battling the monster, remember?!” Link looks up with a puzzled look on his face. “What monster?” Navi hits her forehead and rolls her eyes. The monster picks up Link and slams him down on the ground. “Ohhh, that monster!” he says weakly. “You never should have drank that Stupidify Potion! Link, you’re smart, you know better!”says Navi. “I thought it was Coke!!!” Link says. “Well, thanks to that potion, you’re not smart anymore…” Navi says. Suddenly, a bright pink portal opens up and Toad falls out with Mario on top of him. “OH MY GOSH, MARIO, YOU NEED TO CUT DOWN ON THOSE ITALIAN DESSERTS!!!!!” Yells Toad, who’s scream is muffled by Mario’s fat stomach. Peach comes out next and she pulls Toad out from under Mario. “Toad, don’t be mean!” she says. “What, he is fat!!” He replies. After everyone else tumbles out,of course they’re gonna investigate the surrounding area. Daisy says, “Well, it isn’t that welcoming, but ah, heck, at least there’s no weird people around h-“ – Daisy sees Link sprawled out on the ground singing “Mary Had a Little Lamb”- “Well, then, I stand corrected,”she says. “What is this place?”says Luigi. “Welcome to Hyrule,” says the monster. “I was just in the middle of beating the heck out of this dude here-wanna watch?” “I’ll pass,” says Peach. “Hi, I’m Navi,” says Navi. “And this is Link.” Link stops singing and says, “I like cheese, don’t you?” “Okay…umm, is this elf-ear guy mentally disabled by any chance?” says Mario. “Oh no, not at all!” says Navi. “If this isn’t a mental case, then I don’t know what is!” says Toad. “Allright, here’s the deal,” says Navi. “Link and I went to the shop to get a potion for his wounds, right? Well some stupid prankster mixed this stuff called Stupidify Potion with the potion when Link wasn’t looking. I saw him do it, and I told Link not to drink it, but he didn’t listen, and this is what happened!” Navi points to Link, who’s picking his nose. “Oh, I get it now,” says Mario. “Well, I’m, Mario, and this my girlfriend Princess Peach, and these are our friends.” “Sweet,” says Link. “Ohh, do they like cheese, too?!” Everyone sighs. “How did you get here, Mario?” says Navi. “Oh, it’s a long story…” he says. “Long stories make Link’s head hurt!!” Link whimpers. “Ahh, fine, then!” says Mario. Someone walks by all the sudden, and Navi realizes that he’s the prankster because he’s holding the empty Stupidify Potion bottle. “Mario, would you be a dear and tell that guy to give me the empty potion bottle?”says Navi. “But-“ “DO IT!!!” After about three minutes, Mario comes back with the empty bottle. “Thank you so much! I need it because it might have the antidote on the back,” says Navi. “Yup, it was pretty easy,” he says. “Really? So you just asked him if you could have it and that’s all?” “Pretty much! Well, actually, I had to ground-pound him a couple of times ‘cause he said he wouldn’t give it back ‘cause it could refill itself, but it all turned out fine in the end!” Everyone reads the antidote and it said that the cure was… TA-DA! To get unconcious! “That’ll be easy!” says Mario. He knocks Link over with a punch and it pretty much does the trick. “ Who the heck are you?!” Link says to the Mario crew after he gets up. “It’s a long story…”