I quickly set up the date for the movies, I was still kind of nervous, so that's why it seemed like I was rushing it. We were going to see a movie called "The Awakening". It's about this guy, who's dressed up like a stupid elf. He's stranded on this island and in order to escape, he has to collect these instruments to awaken something called the Wind Fish. Blah, it looked like crap, but I didn't mind. With Zelda along, anything seems like heaven.

Shit!! Ganon was getting closer. So I took off, telling Zelda to meet me after school. Yes! I can't believe I'm going out with Zelda. I hurried down the hallways to avoid Ganon. Man that was close; I wonder what he's going do. I maneuvered through the crowded hallways, trying to get to my locker. WHAM!!

"Heh heh, what the HELL do you think you were doing!" Ganon threw me against the lockers. His eyes looked cold and terrifying, his nose flared, and his heavy dark, thick eyebrows ran down pointing towards his pointy nose. Towering over me, Ganon then uhhh… he held…me by…the neck. "I've seen you all day with Zelda. Zelda is MY girl, stay the HELL AWAY FROM ZELDA!" Ganon then tossed me aside as if I were a rag. And just as he was about to walk away, he then gave me one last evil look. Damn, what an asshole. I could still feel that strong grip choking my neck. And the pain wasn't about to go away any time soon. Man he was strong, how can I compete with an almighty tyrant like that?

Well, it was the end of the day. Zelda, Saria, and I got on the bus, and no Ganon this time. He usually had his car, which he usually showed off to his friends. When we got on the bus and sat down, the driver wasn't exactly smart, so he floored it. The whole bus zoomed up the road, then stopped, and then zoom forward again. That driver was insane. Hell, that dumbass kid, Tingle, could have done a better job.

Then I noticed a very large object flying toward us. A Snapple bottle came ‘this close' to hitting me! I looked behind me. It was one of Ganon's friends. She was this huge fat, Jaba the Hutt looking bitch! She practically took up the whole three-person seat on the bus. She had black short hair, that hasn't been washed since the beginning of time. And what's weird is that she didn't really have any eyelids. Which was scary as hell when she stared at you. Then she started to waddle her way up, one seat at a time. Her name was Gohma.

I looked towards Zelda and Saria, and they both didn't know what to do. The bus driver was no help at all; he just ignored everything that happened. As for all of the other students, they just chanted FIGHT FIGHT!

"I guess I'm going to have to fight, but with a whale like that?! She could eat me whole, I mean just look at her." I said aloud. Geez, I'm going to crap my pants. Dude, I'm going to die trying to fight her! Then Saria poked me in the arm, "Come on, Link! Show that pig whose boss! If you don't, then we're all in trouble!"

"Please Link, don't hurt yourself. Be careful, Gohma can bench 320 lbs!" Zelda added. Well, that just made things seem better. *sigh* I'm dead. That feeling at the pit of my stomach started to act up again. It made me seem stronger in a way. So I got up, but then I was struggling to stand, since the damn bus driver drives like a maniac. Gohma was fat enough to be propped up against the seats, so she had no problem maintaining stability. We both inched our way, until we were just about a seat apart.

"Ha ha ha! My friend Ganon is pissed off about you. You don't realize how much he wants to kick your ass. I hate it when others try to piss my buddies off." Gohma snarled at me. So I started to prepare myself for my first fight. I had my book bag and used it as a shield. Gohma took one of the seat belts, and started to whip me with it. I used my book bag for cover. The bus made several crazy turns. Damn, then she got me in the arm! Aye, that's going to leave a brose tomorrow. I took my fist and punched her in the stomach as hard as I could…but then my fist got sucked up in her fat. Dude, there's no way of defeating someone like her! Gohma then grabbed my arm, and pulled me forward. At that moment, she wrapped her fat arms around my neck and had me in a headlock. Aye, I couldn't breathe.

But then Zelda stood up, "Link, use my keys! Go for her eyes! It's the only way to stop her!" I followed Zelda's advice, and she threw me her keys. Before Gohma could react, WHACK! I whipped the keys at her eyes.

"AHHHHH!!! YOU BASTARD!!!!" Gohma shrieked while covering her eye. Then the bus made a sharp turn and Gohma flew over and smacked her face on the hard metal backing of the seats. Man, it was over. I did it! I won the fight! The bus stopped to let us off at the first stop. As I came off the bus, Saria tackle hugged me, "Oh my God, Link. That was awesome! I've never seen anyone brave enough to fight with Gohma and win!" Then when Saria got off of me, Zelda came to give me a hug and a kiss on the cheek. "Thank you, Link!" She said with a smile…but then a car stopped in front of us…